Posted by: Ryan on: April 30, 2007
Today I want to know about people you really shouldn’t but definitely would… you know what I mean. This is usually a weird one to talk about cause there are some granted ones which are acceptable, but then someone will come out with a bizarre one like Dawn French, can anyone else see that?… maybe [...]
Posted by: Ryan on: April 27, 2007
Right, today my cultured readers I want to talk about the amazing wonder of modern art. Do you think modern art really makes you think in ways you hadn’t considered before, or do you think it is a load of old crap and anyone can cut a cow in half as long as they can [...]
Posted by: Ryan on: April 25, 2007
Yesterday I read this story about a guy who put a £100 bet on when he was 90 that he would live to be 100, so yesterday he picked up his £25,000 payload… and hopefully didn’t step out in front of a bus on the way home. So today I have been thinking about what [...]
Posted by: Ryan on: April 23, 2007
In life there are two things which will make you go far… brains and looks. People like Bill Gates have an overdose of the brains and an under-dose of the looks, where people like Jordan who make my blood boil with anger has somehow used her orange skin, whore-like poses and two space-hoppers stuck to [...]
Posted by: Ryan on: April 20, 2007
First off let me apologise for the lack of postage this week. That doesn’t mean I haven’t been working on the blog, the new theme I have been working on for what seems like forever now is almost complete. The comments are currently very default… but enough of this geekery and onto business. Today I [...]
Posted by: Ryan on: April 17, 2007
These days swearing is not that big of a deal. It’s rare that you can walk down the street without hearing someone going off on a tourettes-like rant about something as inoffensive as Lorraine Kelly. So I’m pretty sure most of you, like me don’t mind unleashing the odd profanity here and there. But is [...]
Posted by: Ryan on: April 13, 2007
It feels like it is almost that time of year again where that evil show takes over the 8am to 6am tv schedule of Channel 4 for a few months… why would we want to watch them sleep? Yes you know I’m talking about the Big Brother yo. I am pretty sure the auditioning process [...]
Posted by: Ryan on: April 10, 2007
A few drunken weekends ago I found myself perilously at the mercy of a tattoo wearing taxi driver who couldn’t have driven any more dangerously if he were blindfolded and tied up in the back seat. This fact however is not the awkward situation I wish to force into your brains. On this particular 3am [...]
Posted by: Ryan on: April 4, 2007
I love the idea of winning the lottery… all that money with absolutely no work is amazing. However knowing the odds are 14 million to 1 I never play. If I did play… and win like £30 million I don’t think I would spend it on loads of material possessions. I would obviously buy a [...]
